*** Now talking in #jesus *** Topic is 'I got to praise You like I should' *** Set by ChasmEye on Wed Oct 13 02:57:12 "Everytime I look at you I don't understand" He should be voted Tresurer...jews are good with money. -[v]oice- Greetings K_Man! The channel #jesus is currently moderated. Please wait 90 seconds without changing your nickname for the ability to take part in the channel's current discussion (mode +v). And if you're here to troll, keep in mind we've seen it all by now. Thanks, The Maintenance :). "Why you let the things you did get so out of hand" Jesus is just ALRIGGHT with me, man! "You'd have managed better if you had a plan" "Now why'd you choose such a backward time in such a strange land!" *** mtber- has quit IRC (Leaving) But JESUS, is this channel boring. lol *** [v]oice sets mode: +vvv kateArchr TheEnigma K_Man Jesus was a popular song-and-dance man in the 30's vaudville circut, I believe. And now...a 1 hour set of Man of War tunes He's got some killer piercings. Jesus was all into the wacky weed, I bet. K...D...O...G....K Dodge Radio! just tokin' and talkin' He was the originator of the trans-carpal piercing. *** kateArchr (innocent@sdn-ar-002watacoP321.dialsprint.net) has left #jesus It's Jesus! Soylent Communion Wafers are made from JESUS! !!! lol Jesus-he's not just for breakfast anymore *** CapAlert (jyuska@nas-44-45.boston.navinet.net) has joined #jesus Jesus Christ, isn't anyone else awake? Although his hands were made of wood...his heart was pure gold I mean, Jesus, where ARE you people? *** ForChrist has quit IRC (Ping timeout) Christ, isn't ANYONE going to say anything? They're all on the shed So....is, you know, ANYONE besides you guys TALKING in this channel? Jesus, my nutsak is trippin in a frenzy of dikplay Jesus GOD! Me hands are made of wood. * TheDodge has a feel. May I have a feel, Enigma me lad? CAPALERT GUY! lol CapAlert guy....have you seen any good movies lately? I'm waiting for you to review A Clockwork Orange. *** [v]oice sets mode: +v CapAlert "During your times of trial and suffering, when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I was riding the pogostick." Well, I'll settle for your review of Blue Streak. Well, I am currently writing a review of some of the liberal shows on Public Television I want a review of Caligula Oooh! Un Chien Andalou! CapAlert-what shows? charlie rose? I really wanna see your cutting edge insights into "Pokemon: I Choose You...Pikachu" You'd be surprised how much shows like Sesame Street and Teletubbies show show much Offense to God and Impudence *** Gomorrah (~Gomorrah@r146.lynnet.com) has left #jesus Sesame Street? Sesame Street? Jesus Christ! I grew up on that stuff! And I'm a-ok! Well, Sodom must have left earlier. Of course, I'm a liberal lutheran, so... Jumpin' JESUS on a pogo stick! Absolutely...they teach children to think for themselves, and use demon-like monsters to teach their message Jesus Saves... Gretzky steals... he shoots, he scores! lol Pkus, the blatant homosexuality of Bert & Ernie can not be ignored Well, kids do need to think for themselves Jesus Saves...at Honest Dodge's Used Oing Mart! Jesus saves, but Aphrodite is better in bed. Although I kind of get aroused by Elmo Ah....the State Fair is in town now, and they had a "Meet Po" booth, or whatever that red Teletubby is named. So, let me see, that would be 5 degrees of arc off of the peener, right? lol "Meet Po: 1.00. Kick Po in the crotch: 10.00 Nail Po to the wall: 100.00 Blow Po's brains out: 1000.00" But only with the right hand, because we all know the left hand is the hand of the Devil * Scrotor restrains his left hand from strangling something * TheBoy looks at his left hand evily. I'm left handed..does that mean I'm going straight to hell? But...but....I have two left hands! Jesus Christ, are all these ops being channelled or something? Christ, say something! Of course not, Boy...just do as Scripture says.."If your hand offends thee, chop it off"...then you'll be saved My hand has offend my body several times today... My nuts have been itching lately... over and over and over... No way am I chopping them off, tho. I bet Jesus was all into the self-love. I've got a snake, maing. Oon time I fed it some beer, maing. *** [v]oice sets mode: -v Scrotor * TheEnigma shakes his head I'm not sure I understand...come to a private channel and, um, discuss it more You guys are trying REALLY hard to get kicked out, too. Oing? Scrotor Smurf! Noooooooooo! lol Heh....one down. I think we've attracted...imperial...entanglements Jesus Christ, are all the ops dead? The lord says give Scrotor his voice back! * TheDodge washes his hands of the whole thing. or crucified, as it were. *** Scrotor (_classifie@199.217.245.169) has left #jesus what's the part on a revolver where all of the bullets go what's that called? Ah, Star Wars...perhaps you've seen my reviews of the Star Wars movies? The chamber! THE CHAMBER! THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE, BY GOD! *** DarthJesu (_classifie@199.217.245.169) has joined #jesus heh that's what I thought Jesus is luke, so does that mean God is Darth Vadar? *** [v]oice sets mode: -v TheDodge *** ForChrist (~trooper@143.166.173.42) has joined #Jesus *** }}}BobGon sets mode: +v ForChrist *** [v]oice sets mode: +v ForChrist *** DarthJesu (_classifie@199.217.245.169) has left #jesus 2 down. heh *** [v]oice sets mode: +o ForChrist K-Man is next. It's like a game of whack-a-spinnoff *** [v]oice sets mode: -v CapAlert *** TheDodge (~none@mryprt45.Montereybay.com) has left #jesus heh Catchmecatchmecatchme! *** FlashFunk (~none@mryprt45.Montereybay.com) has joined #jesus I didn't know #jesus played wack-a-mole * TheBoy dodges the hammer *** TheBoy is now known as TheThe He does. He whacks them to crosses. BAHAHAHA! *** TheThe is now known as BoyThe *** [v]oice sets mode: +v FlashFunk OK, stop me if you've heard this one:Jesus walks into a hotel, and asks if they could put him up for he night In the wise words of Vice Pope Doug "Why do we have to keep buying presents each year because the Romans nailed some whackjob to a tree?" *** BoyThe is now known as TheBoy VPD said that? When? *** [v]oice sets mode: -v K_Man whoops then there were 2 I regret noooooothiiiiiing! *** Cannot Send to Channel: #jesus Yeah, that about had to do it for you, K. Thanks for playing. Ohhhhhhhh Flash...you are sooooooo........ Who's Vice Pope Doug? So funky? That's IT Funky...thanks, I forgot my own gimmick Vice Pope Doug is the apostle you haven't heard of... Vice Pope Doug is a fairly entertaining person who disappeared from Dysfunctional Family Circus suddenly. I wonder what happened to him. Jesus, how should I know? If Jesus came back to earth, do you think beards would come back into style? The only Pope, besides JP2, I know of is Pope Dodge of the Reformed Church of Rudiger Rabinovich Of course. Jesus would be real popular...he'd have his own show, I bet..Late Night With Jesus Christ With Stupid Apostle Tricks He'd have celebs come on, and make them confess their sins...if they're terrible people, he'd smote them. Isn't smite the present tense? *** Valkyre is now known as Valkyrie "Ralph, Jesus did not have wheels." Yes. He'd smite them. Smote is past tense. "I shall smite thee with all of mine fury." "Edgar smote the kittens with the garden shovel." Jesus would be cool...he'd have his own band, I bet.."My Bloody Hands" or something hip This concludes today's English lesson. Actually, would smite is the future conditional Jesus, people, lighten up! come and talk to the stars of the Dysfunctional Family Circus *** TheBoy is now known as JesusC * JesusC is here! Hey, grammatical correctness is next to cleanliness which is right next to Godliness! Come, talk to Jesus! Sit on my lap and tell me what you want for my birthday, you greedy mortals! Where is Being Incredibly Physically Endowed, Funk? That's next to Dodgliness * JesusC is greatly endowed. I'm jesus, for chrissakes! *** JesusC was kicked by [v]oice (get a new nick) What, get a new nick, but keep the same attitude? *** FlashFunk is now known as TheDodge *** IAMGOD (beatnick@tc1-24.thecore.com) has joined #jesus Uh oh *** [v]oice sets mode: +v IAMGOD I knew we were gonna get the Big Guy's attention hey everybody! It's God! *** IAMGOD was kicked by [v]oice (get a new nick) *** Beazlbub (beatnick@tc1-24.thecore.com) has joined #jesus Man, anyone ever seen South Park? Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Bee... *** [v]oice sets mode: +v Beazlbub Ohh, I'm the devil! Be afraid! I have amazing clothes! *** MesaBeGod (_classifie@199.217.245.169) has joined #jesus ---At this point, I left #jesus, changed my nick to something deliciously evil, and returned. It's the fourth line down. Unfortunately, they wouldn't +v me, so I couldn't speak. If you believe in Jesus Christ as your lord and savior, I assure, from here on out you will get very, very, very offended.--- *** Now talking in #jesus *** Topic is 'I got to praise You like I should' *** Set by ChasmEye on Wed Oct 13 02:57:12 -[v]oice- Greetings SuperJew! The channel #jesus is currently moderated, and you have been previously devoiced. This means you cannot take part in the discussion for now. If you feel this is incorrect, feel free to ask one of the maintainers to voice (mode +v) you manually. Thanks, The Maintenance :) Beazlbub: well sheesh, just go ask him yourself Actually, I'm the Avatar of Neutrality he was just banned :P Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's superjew! (sarcasm) Better than being Bob, the Avatar of War. *** Retrieving #jesus info... Hey, I like jesus...he comes over, we play poker, talk about the world, have a few brewskies... Then I try to get his immortal soul, and he beats me wholly. Well, I'm only the Avatar of Neutrality cause I bought it on Ebay from some Ultima Online loser *** TheEnigma is now known as Misionary But, apparently, I'm now the defining force between good and evil Hey, guys! I have my own position! *** Misionary is now known as TheEnigma *** MesaBeGod is now known as GodStyle There's a line that's gonna get blurred *** [v]oice sets mode: -v GodStyle heh Get a new nickname *** [v]oice sets mode: -v TheEnigma *** Beazlbub is now known as TheJMan *** TheEnigma (crowley2@user-2ivfgi2.dialup.mindspring.com) has left #jesus *** [v]oice sets mode: -v TheJMan WWJD? Kick the crap out of y'all for merchandising HIS name probably *** GodStyle is now known as JCFreak *** UnVoiceMe (crowley2@user-2ivfgi2.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #jesus *** TheJMan (beatnick@tc1-24.thecore.com) has left #jesus *** UnVoiceMe (crowley2@user-2ivfgi2.dialup.mindspring.com) has left #jesus *** JewMaster (beatnick@tc1-24.thecore.com) has joined #jesus *** JCFreak is now known as PikaJew *** SuperJew is now known as FuckJesus *** JewMaster is now known as LuvJesus *** Whizzity (crowley2@user-2ivfgi2.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #jesus Man, the nicks are flying fast and furious tonight *** LuvJesus is now known as HateJesus *** PikaJew is now known as DrunkJesu *** HateJesus is now known as IndiffJes *** IndiffJes is now known as J_Man *** DrunkJesu is now known as GodWhore *** Whizzity is now known as OhPlease Y'know..since there's so many people in this channel *** OhPlease is now known as GiveMe *** GiveMe is now known as MyVoice *** MyVoice is now known as BackNow *** beacon sets mode: +b *!*@user-2ivfgi2.dialup.mindspring.com *** WordPrfct sets mode: -o+b BackNow *!*crowley2@*.mindspring.com *** BackNow was kicked by beacon (banned) I've got a few things I'd like to get off my chest You know those digital parking meters...I hate those *** taxdude (taxdude@taxmantenm.ne.mediaone.net) has joined #jesus *** GodWhore (_classifie@199.217.245.169) has left #jesus And those little gummi hamburgers? Howcome they don't have any meat in them! *** J_Man is now known as JewChrist And, I just don't get that Mo'esha show at all And let me tell you something else The Dodge says this... *** [v]oice sets mode: +v taxdude *** JewChrist is now known as GodPenis I will take the entire EFNet...shine it up really nice and pretty...turn it sideways... *** glk (~gkendall@216.96.48.25) has joined #jesus ....and wait a minute ...I just thought of a few more things! *** FuckJesus is now known as OhChrist *** [v]oice sets mode: +v glk Man, Andy Rooney...that guy just ain't funnt, man! err funny *** Mr-Ben (Benman13@98AFD560.ipt.aol.com) has joined #jesus *** MisterQ (khideky@PPPb4-ResaleColumbus1-2R1168.saturn.bbn.com) has joined #jesus *** GodPenis is now known as GodisJew One time, me and my cousin, Zeke were out on the shed, and my grandpa came outside and saw us up there, and do you know what he said to us? don't know what you are talking about *** LilRose (koinonia@mx2dl108.brandon.escape.ca) has joined #Jesus gummy hamburgers? Well, let me tell ya! *** GodisJew (beatnick@tc1-24.thecore.com) has left #jesus I've had gummy bears sour patch kids but no gummy hamburgers *** LilRose (koinonia@mx2dl108.brandon.escape.ca) has left #Jesus *** [v]oice sets mode: +vv Mr-Ben MisterQ and swedish fish, gotta love those Dodge, did it have something to do with wooden hands? *** LuvnGod (beatnick@tc1-24.thecore.com) has joined #jesus He said..."Cecilweed and Zeke! You couple of animals! Get off the shed, for the love of god, just get off the shed! Oh man, I am really tripping out here. I think my hands are made of wood, here, have a feel, Jeffy me lad!" Which is odd, cause neither of us are named Jeffy I think only supernatural beings got that inside joke, Dodge anyone want to shoot me? I'm only asking for 1 measely bullet in the back of the head, please? Heh! And I said, "Gramps! Haven't I told you before what hold you wher you are?" And to think they nailed this whackjob to two pieces of WOOD. *** Mr-Ben (Benman13@98AFD560.ipt.aol.com) has left #jesus The love of God holds us all wher we are! That and gravity and inertia *** LuvnGod is now known as TheBoy *** OhChrist is now known as K_Man Well, they wanted to make a wooden tesseract for Jesus, but there simply wasn't enough 5th dimentional wood Now, I wanna talk about a dangerous substance to true believers everywhere! Evolution? Of course, I'm talking about that substance that is a scourge to our city streets...OING! unrefined plutonium? Oh sure, maybe you've done a little Oing in your foolish youth, and you figure, hey, it can't hurt me! *** Obl1vion (lemur99@cr880200-a.yec1.on.wave.home.com) has joined #jesus You're wrong...you just wait until the next time your garbage disposal acts up, then, who will you turn to for help? *** [v]oice sets mode: +v Obl1vion You know if Jesus came back, no one would believe him. If he was in this very chatgroup, no one would care. Now, my Uncle Roy used to say that Soylent Green was made of people, but he was a deaf mute, so what did he know anyway? *** TheEnigma (iluvjew@user-2ivfim5.dialup.mindspring.com) has joined #jesus I've got more accounts than you know what to do with. *** Obl1vion (lemur99@cr880200-a.yec1.on.wave.home.com) has left #jesus How do you get a Jesus account? *** [v]oice sets mode: +v TheEnigma He used to wear a rasperry beret all the time, the kind you find at a second hand store...it was all dirty and smelled like cabbage, but we loved him anyway. Your uncle or jesus? Both *** Addie-- (lucy@1Cust98.tnt1.omaha.ne.da.uu.net) has joined #jesus *** [v]oice sets mode: +v Addie-- We used to strap him to wall and put a big funnel in his mouth and forcefeed him nothing but sauerkraut...then, one day he broke loose and the last I heard, he was living in Albequerque * Addie-- trolls some more. *** roxy (roxy@silver173-71.silverlink.net) has joined #jesus I was in Albequerque three weeks ago but I did not see him there. If you're jewish and you know it clap your hands *** [v]oice sets mode: +v roxy *** Triamme (~lawsonj@ops.hmco.com) has joined #jesus hi everyone really, glk? :) * Addie-- scribbles on the chalkboard Really. You'd know Roy if you saw him...he's a six foot tall hermaphrodite with a flock of seagulls haircut and only ONE nostril Maybe Jesus doesn't live in Albequerque anymore. What were you doing there? ---The fun basically ended here. The actual people in #jesus were talking about a French test or something stupid.---