*** Photon3 (somebody@PPPa28-ResaleFresno1-1R1016.saturn.bbn.com) has joined #spinnwebe
 *** spinn is now known as photon4
 *** photon4 is now known as Photon4
 <kauf> ... you're watching the baseballgame and the pitcher makes a great grab, and the announcer says he broke his jock on the play, and all you can think is "does he have celery in his glove?'
 <Photon3> thppt
 *** |K-Man is now known as Photon5
 <TheDodge> Yes, I've learned that that hack who wrote "To Kill a Mockingbird" blatently ripped off the story of our 16th president!
 <Photon5> Might as well confuse the hell out of everyone.
 <Photon4> joiiiiinnn uuussssss
 *** Mr-Ben is now known as photon62
 *** MisterQ is now known as Photon666
 <Photon666> I am the evil light particle!
 *** kauf is now known as Photon000
 <Photon666> The Light particle of the beast!
 <Photon4> heh
 <Photon4> you'd be a dark particle then, I guess
 <Photon000> as would I
 <photon62> I'm a low-budget VHF version of photon.
 <Photon5> He's an electron!  Get 'im!
 <TheDodge> I am ElRegate of Dodge, you will be channeled into fiber optic cable and placed in an infinite loop, resistance is futile.
 <Photon5> heh, I'm just waiting for zompist to come in and let out a big "What the fuck?"
 <Photon666> I am dark matter
 *** TheDodge is now known as PhotonPi
 <Photon000> what was that book in which it was euphemised, "what the photon"?
 <Photon5> !sayquote
 -sol-D:#spinnwebe- [cQt-r-136] <DocEvil> #497: For the first time ever, I actualy wanna fuck Thel
 <PhotonPi> !lastcapt
 <spinnbot> last caption: iadl 492: I do not want to see the balloon animal this guy pulls out of his pants!
 <PhotonPi> Words to live by
 <photon62> "The Wizard of Mars".  Maaan, this sounds bad!
 <Photon5> Do clowns normally pull balloon animals out of their pants?
 <Photon666> !lastcapt
 <PhotonPi> Only at Furplay's B-Day Parties
 <spinnbot> last caption: iadl 488: Scientists at Fermi Labs, after their sucess in proving the existance of the quarks,  have at last created the unstable Bjork particle.
 <Elkman> Geez.  I walk away for a few minutes, and suddenly I don't have a clue what's going on.
 <Photon4> oh.
 <Photon4> !lastupdate
 <spinnbot> lastupdate:  iadl, Oct 12, 4:47pm
 <Photon5> JOOOOIN USSSSS EEEEEELKMAAAAAAN
 <Photon4> sean asked me to fix that
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 <Photon000> und you did
 <photon62> Elk, change yourself into Photon(number)!
 <Photon666> We've all evolved into pure energy life forms!
 <PhotonPi> Hey...let's make him guess who we are...no scroll backs allowed
 *** Elkman is now known as Photon612
 <Photon3> Only now it looks like something's missing
 <Photon000> wait, I'm a particle ... was.
 *** photon62 is now known as Photon324
 <Photon612> Oh, wait.  My area code is changing.
 *** Photon612 is now known as Photon952
 *** Photon324 is now known as Photon932
 <Photon000> you jumped to a higher energy level
 *** PhotonPi is now known as Photon813
 *** Photon000 is now known as photon8
 *** Photon5 is now known as Photon420
 *** Photon813 is now known as Photon831
 *** photon8 is now known as photon-17
 *** Photon666 is now known as Photon911
 *** photon-17 is now known as Photon642
 *** CrzyClmbr is now known as Photon93
 *** Photon932 is now known as Mr-Ben
 *** Photon93 is now known as Photon0-0
 <Photon642> ever play eight-photon monty?
 <Leth_> great, I go away and look at a web site, and suddenly everyone's become particles
 <Photon911> Do the Photon shuffle
 <Photon952> Not in public.
 <Photon420> JOOOOOOIN USSSSSSSS LEEEEEETH...
 * Leth_ attempts to resist....
 <Photon831> Nope, no resisting
 *** Mr-Ben is now known as Photon247
 <Photon831> We're so fine, there's no telling where the money went
 *** Photon0-0 is now known as Photon69
 *** Leth_ is now known as Photon428
 <Photon428> damn
 <Photon420> It's Photon247! It's Photon247! It's Photon247! 
 <Photon911> You will be assimilated
 <Photon952> I'm already feeling faster, though.
 <Photon831> Now that everybody is disoriented, let's play Who's Who
 <Photon247> Yeah, Who's Who!
 <Photon420> and no using /whois, either!
 <Photon831> Man, I'm not really sure who I am
 <Photon642> I was born in a small lightbulb in Ames, Iowa.
 <Photon4> okay, me, then.
 *** Photon428 is now known as Photon235
 *** Photon235 is now known as Photon234
 *** Photon234 is now known as photon987
 <photon987> like a shell game
 <Photon831> Oooh...Ames...ever been to Council Bluff, I hear it's a rough town.
 *** Photon420 is now known as Photon924
 <Photon69> Photon 420
 *** Photon911 is now known as Photon867
 <Photon69> sigh
 *** Photon831 is now known as Photon311
 *** Photon4 is now known as PhotonM
 *** Photon69 is now known as Photon831
 <Photon642> fuck!
 *** photon987 is now known as PhotonFuc
 <Photon952> Well, PhotonM must be spinn, because he has ops.
 *** PhotonM is now known as Photon_^
 <Photon642> I typed in /nick Photon143 and got an already in use
 <Photon311> Hey, let's all go join the channel with the person called Photon
 *** PhotonFuc is now known as Photon96
 *** Photon_^ sets mode: +oooo Photon247 Photon3 Photon311 Photon642
 *** Photon_^ sets mode: +oooo Photon831 Photon867 Photon924 Photon952
 *** Photon_^ sets mode: +o Photon96
 <Photon867> How many photons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
 <Photon311> photon is ace@binary.finary.com * The future is not user friendly
 *** Photon924 is now known as Photon420
 <Photon311> photon on @#socialism @#comintern @#MUMIA @#WBAI @#secure 
 *** Photon247 sets mode: +o sol-D
 *** Photon642 is now known as PhotonRed
 *** Photon952 is now known as Photon307
 <Photon867> It's happy happy Photon Op day!
 <Photon_^> heheh
 <Photon311> Ok, in this logic puzzle, all odd numbered photons must lie, and all even numbered photons must tell the truth
 <Photon_^> we should go to one of those channels
 *** PhotonRed is now known as photon201
 <Photon3> I wouldn't object to that
 <Photon307> He's an op on all of them, though.  Go figure.
 *** photon201 is now known as Photon201
 <Photon_^> cool
 <Photon3> That jackass sits idle all day with my nick
 <Photon247> I have two odd numbers and one even number.
 *** Photon96 is now known as PhotonLyt
 <Photon_^> let's go to #socialism

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