*** shil (shilantra@24-216-89-50.hsacorp.net) has joined #spinnwebe
<shil> oh my god!!!
<Elkman> Your god, what?
<TMR> You came in just as you climaxed?
<shil> I just got back from my date
* TMR begins mopping up
<Leth^> sounds like one /hell/ of a date, then
<K_Man> shil:  So why the "oh my god!!!"?  Good or bad?
<Elkman> spinnbot, can you help clean this all up?
<spinnbot> Elkman, No way.
<CrzyClmbr> You get tattooed, shil?
<shil> K: very very very very good
<shil> cc: no :)
<Mr-Ben> So, would you do him again?
<rJak> shil, you still haven't told us.
* Leth^ starts the irc log
<Elkman> Did the lingerie purchase help?
<shil> ben: you talking to me?
<Leth^> ok, so spill the details, shil
<Mr-Ben> Yes.
* shil blushes
<shil> oh lordy
<CrzyClmbr> As if she hasn't spilled enough already.
<TMR> Yeah, I collected at least a pint.
<Mr-Ben> Well, I missed it!
<shil> ok. *all* the details?
<K_Man> spinnbot, will you clean that damn mess up already?
<spinnbot> K_Man, No way.
<Mr-Ben> spinnbot, go clean up the mess!
<spinnbot> Mr-Ben, Prospect looks bleak.
<shil> to make a long story short, we skipped all the bullshit, rented a hotel room, had a bottle of wine and fucked for about 3 hours.
* shil grins
<Elkman> Whoo-hoo!
* Mr-Ben applauds. "Damn, that was great!"
* Leth^ applauds shil
<rJak> screwed like housecats, eh?
<Leth^> so where will the pix be posted?
<shil> and I saw Mahir on The Daily Show in the hotel room
<K_Man> Damn!
<Mr-Ben> !
<K_Man> Wish MY night was that good!
<Mr-Ben> Why didn't you try to get Mahir, shil?!
<CrzyClmbr> And then all night, you pretended your date was Mahir?
* shil jods to rjak
<shil> cc: nonononono
<K_Man> Otherwise it would've been /4/ hours.
<Elkman> I just hope you didn't call out Mahir's name in the middle of sex.
<Mr-Ben> Or my name, bahahaha!
<rJak> Mahir would have taken photos.
<K_Man> "Oh, OH, OOOOOH, I FUCK YOU!!!!!"
<Leth^> I...I.....inviTAAAAAAAAAAATTTTEEE>....oooohhhhh.......
<Elkman> "You didn't believe me when I said I like sex, but I like sex!!!"
<Leth^> "See? SEE?  I LIKE IT!!"
<shil> ohhh.. I could be so in love with this man
<CrzyClmbr> but...?
<rJak> Turks are strange wacky people.
<Mr-Ben> Elkman, we're not interested in YOUR hobbies, man!
<K_Man> That's it.  IRC quotes page update time.
<Leth^> and you laughed when I started the log
* Elkman slaps Mr-Ben with a large codfish
* CrzyClmbr slaps Mahir with a large codpiece
* Mr-Ben falls, hits the floor, knocked out cold.
* K_Man slaps shil for not going for Mahir
* shil sighs
* Mr-Ben is still out cold.
* K_Man slaps Ben again, just because he can.
* Elkman tries to revive Mr-Ben with smelling salts, or something.
<CrzyClmbr> Y'know, Leth, we still haven't gotten much in the way of the details you requested.
* Leth^ just kicks Ben under the sofa, out of the way
<Leth^> cc: fuck it...imagination works pretty well too
<shil> cc: you sure you want the details?
<Leth^> cc: scratch that
* Mr-Ben can only be revived with Faygo redpop and a kiss from shil...or something. Check his manual.
<Leth^> shil: yes
<CrzyClmbr> that's ok, i'll check out mdxi's server later
* rJak suddenly realizes there's a rumble going on and hits TMR in the head with a mop handle.
<K_Man> I'd ask for the details, but a mental image of Mahir would continually be getting in the way.
*** TMR is now known as _Mahir
<shil> ben: you don't want a kiss from me right now ;)
<Mr-Ben> Wow!
* _Mahir slaps CrzyClmbr with a baseball bat
<Leth^> oh, hey now.....
<_Mahir> I WHACK YOU!!!
* Mr-Ben opens it in Elkman's general direction, baha!
* CrzyClmbr dives under the couch, shoving Ben back into the room
<Elkman> Ick.  Now I'm the second sticky person in the room.
<rJak> #spinnwebe: for all your sadistic needs and urges.
* Mr-Ben drags in his weapons.
<Leth^> you jumped the gun a bit there shil (although that image is worth a thousands words/grunts/whatever)
<shil> the contents of my stomach, in chronological order: Mello Yello, White Wine, Jack Daniels, Semen, and Chocolate Milk
<Leth^> eeewww! Chocolate milk?!?!?!?
<K_Man> Mello Yello?!?!?
<K_Man> JESUS!
<_Mahir> the shilantra cocktail!
<shil> its waht was here.
<Elkman> I just hope you didn't get all of those at the hotel bar.
*** _Mahir is now known as TMR
<K_Man> Or chocolate milk from the semen.
<Leth^> "Bartender, just keep em comin"
<rJak> okay, BAD MENTAL IMAGE!
<K_Man> You're just having one NOW?
<Leth^> damn RJ.../you/ must be the one laggin
<rJak> no, you guys are typing too fast.
<shil> you wanted details.
<Leth^> I've hade at least seven or eight bad images
<Elkman> Oh, I had a bad mental image tonight while I was eating supper, thanks to a TV commercial.
<rJak> i go to get something to eat and you guys are talking about jizzing in chocolate milk.
<Leth^> and we want more shil....we're going for its own page on Rave's HC
<K_Man> This is getting it's own page on my #spinnwebe page... unless you object, shil.

[No objection was announced.  Heh heh heh.]

<CrzyClmbr> And you could have gotten a tattoo tonight, shil. I hope you've learned your lesson.
<rJak> yes, sleep with the turk when you have the chance.
<Leth^> well, cc, it appears she /did/ get tattooed, in a way
<shil> cc: I had *no* intentions of getting a tatto tonight
<rJak> how about branded?
<TMR> Or pierced?
<shil> but I did get a little (lot) poke
<Mr-Ben> A lot of poke, I'd wager.
<shil> cc: no.. I just want one. no plans of it though
<Leth^> ok, just for the scorecard, do a quick position rundown (I'm asking only in a professional sense)
* Leth^ decides to boot subtlety right the fuck out the window
<shil> ben: yup
<shil> missionary, woman on top, doggie (for a long time), missionary, blowjob
<rJak> remember kiddies, you have 24 hours to screw it up big time and get some coal in your stocking.
<CrzyClmbr> and then the chocolate milk.
<shil> yes.. but the milk was after I got home
<Leth^> that's right, don't forget the chocolate milk
<Mr-Ben> Missionary: 1. a person sent to work for the propagation of his religious faith in a heathen land or a newly settled district,
* shil has already screwed big time.
<rJak> 2. sex with farm animals.
<Leth^> 3. Shil getting boned for several hours
<TMR> 3.  sex with zoo animals
<rJak> 4. spam with knickers.
<Mr-Ben> 4. Sex with any male #spinnwebe regular who is not either married or homosexual.
<rJak> 5. there is no five.
<K_Man> 6. see also: chocolate milk
<rJak> 7. Jenny Elfman
* shil sighs happily
<Mr-Ben> Why, shil?
* K_Man goes and gets a glass of chocolate milk
<Leth^> (I think she got some)
<K_Man> We're not sure, though.
<K_Man> Explain the part after drinking Mello Yello again, shil?
<Mr-Ben> It's the afterglow kickin' in.
<mdxi> Blue Lake 40
<shil> k: sex sex sex sex sex
<Leth^> And when exactly did the Jack Daniels come into the picture...before, or during?
<rJak> explain about the dwarf.
<Leth^> and the trapeze....
<K_Man> damn this sleep indebted brain.
<shil> leth: before the sex
<rJak> the dwarf?  really?
<CrzyClmbr> Wow, so you did all that without stopping for a drink...
<Mr-Ben> Is it a rule that both partners must get buzzed before they screw?  Doesn't ANYbody screw stone cold sober anymore?!!
<Leth^> cc: see the bit before Chocolate milk
<shil> cc: yes. I did.
<K_Man> Ben:  Well, she /had/ chocolate milk.
<rJak> ben: defeats the whole purpose.
<shil> ben: I knew it was going to happen, just wanted to ease the tension.

[Talk about shil's date basically stops here... but like everything #spinnwebe,
there's a reprise.  On to Part #2.]