*** shil has quit IRC (Ping timeout: no data for 253 seconds)
<Mr-Ben> Shil got knocked off IRC by her raging afterglow.
<CrzyClmbr> shil's still a little foggy, apparently.
<K_Man> She needs a little more chocolate milk.
<zompist> whozzis?  shil got laid?
<K_Man> Like a rabbit, zomp.
<CrzyClmbr> yeah, she shared a lot tonight.
<rJak> like a bad furry porno.
<mdxi> somebody change the topic
<TMR> What IS the topic?
<zompist> to what, shawn?
*** spinnbot sets mode: +o zompist
<mdxi> something involving what you're talking about...i just realized that we could be repeating ourselves for *days*
<Leth^> I vote for "<shil> the contents of my stomach, in chronological order: Mello Yello, White Wine, Jack Daniels, Semen, and Chocolate Milk"
<zompist> heh.  now that is an erotic short story right there.
<K_Man> Can't forget that chocolate milk.
<CrzyClmbr> if only babel were still around
<Leth^> oooh
* Leth^ calls up altavista's page
<rJak> white wine with chocolate milk?  are you insane?!?
<Leth^> This one's worth the manual translation
*** zompist changes topic to 'Mello Yello, White Wine, Jack Daniels, Semen, and Chocolate Milk'
<Mr-Ben> Semen with Jack Daniels?  Oh, that makes SOME sense.
<TMR> Semen with Jack Daniels? SHIT!
<rJak> no.  shit's not in there.
<Leth^> nope, no shit, just chocolate milk
<zompist> not even fancy shit candy.
<Elkman> babel: By way of portuguese...
<Elkman> " <shil> the indices of my stomach, in the log order: Mello Yello, white wine, Jack Daniels, semen, and milk of chocolate "
<zompist> a gentleman might have offered her food, too.
<mdxi> log of stomach order
<CrzyClmbr> Mahir was involved, too, but only on TV
<Elkman> babel: By way of german...
<Elkman> " <shil> contents of my stomach, in temporal order: Mello Yello, white wine, Jack Daniels, Semen and cocoa ", 
<rJak> brings new meaning to Swiss Miss.
<mdxi> "Uhh...that's not marshmallows in the cocoa..."
<K_Man> Jizz Mizz
<K_Man> Oh, Jesus, that rhymes with "Christmas".
<TMR> "We wish you a juggy Christmas..."
<Mr-Ben> Shil had some Christmas Jizz Mizz, K!
<Leth^> "Merry JizzMiss, Gramma!"
<Leth^> from the Spanish: <shil> the content of my stomach, in chronological order: Hot chocolate of I notch Yello, of the white wine, of Cat Daniels, of they semen, and milk of chocolate
<TMR> Shil was dating Cat Daniels?
<Leth^> Isn't Cat Daniels a Muslim now?
<Mr-Ben> No, that's Cat Stevens.
<Elkman> If Cat Stevens rides the peace train, what does Cat Daniels ride?
<TMR> Cat Daniels rides Shil.
<CrzyClmbr> She did say "like housecats," come to think of it.

[Time/conversation passes...]

<K_Man> I just realized I've been at this computer for 3 hours.
<K_Man> Time for some chocolate milk.
<K_Man> brb
<Leth^> somehow, I feel /no/ desire for chocolate milk
<zompist> just that, k-man?
<TMRoach> No Mello Yello, white wine, or Jack Daniels?
<TMRoach> Or a mouthful of Santa's special eggnog?
<zompist> work back through the list, see if there's something you like.
<zompist> what roy likes to call 'bil's white-out'
<Leth^> oh, it'll take more than shil's gory sexlife to ruin my desire for Jack Daniels
<TMRoach> Gory?
<Leth^> <shrug> it was the first adjective that came to mind
<K_Man> OK, I opted for Pepsi instead.
<K_Man> It's not like I got laid or anything.
<TMRoach> American Pepsi
* sol-D has water.
* Mr-Ben shakes his head.
<zompist> don't give up; the night is young.
<Leth^> and the milk is cold
<Elkman> What about the other drinks?  Are they cold?
<zompist> i think one of them was warmish...
<Leth^> the first two, probably...the others......
<K_Man> I'm sure that Jack Daniels wasn't refridgerated.
<TMR> One was body temperature.
<zompist> mello yello at room temp?  ummm...
<K_Man> That's just /nasty/.
<rJak> surge is worse.  looks like alien piss.

[Talk ensues of mdxi wanting his hair braided.  I make one of many typos,
which leads to the next line.]

<K_Man> him in, rather, godfuckingdammitwherearemytypingskillstonight
<Elkman> spinnbot, where are K_Man's typing skills tonight?
<spinnbot> Elkman, Under the bed.
<K_Man> Oh!
* Mr-Ben looks under the bed. "No, not here..."
<Elkman> I think they're under shil's bed.
<K_Man> I am *not* going under shil's bed.
<Mr-Ben> Why not!
<zompist> why?  does it drip?
<K_Man> I'm not taking that chance.
<TMR> I won't go on her bed, because her cat has a tendency to piss on it.
* Mr-Ben looks under Shil's bed and...AAAAHHH!!!
<Leth^> don't want to get a concussion from the bouncing springs

[Talk related to shil's date ends.  Thanks to Elkman, it reprises yet again.]

*** Elkman has quit IRC (visions of sugarplums, and Shil's date, dancing in my head...)
<K_Man> Y'know, I hope I don't burst out laughing in that girl's face when I meet her next week.
<mdxi> Shil's Date: The Video
<Mr-Ben> Which girl, K?
<K_Man> Shil
<zompist> you're meeting shil, k?
<K_Man> Yeah, she's on the way to my roadtrip halfway across the country.
<mdxi> be sure to say "Let's have sex!" in a condifent, cheery tone.
<mdxi> seems to work great
<CrzyClmbr> Please, K, say: "So, what are you drinking tonight?"
<zompist> bring some mello yello, white wine, and jack daniels.
* Kyol sings, "We three Kings all hoary and dark, drinking whiskey in a nude bar..."
<K_Man> I'm showing up at her door drinking chocolate milk.
<Samwise> K_Man: make it yoo-hoo. Show you've got class.
<K_Man> Good call, Sam.
<Mr-Ben> Hey, let us know if you get lucky, K. :-)
<K_Man> Will do, Ben.
<K_Man> I'll give you chocolately details if anything happens.

[Of course, I seriously doubt anything'll happen... prepare for an update when I get back, though. :) ]