HAZAAH! THE ANSWERS TO THE SHMUCK QUIZ! If you're here, then you have taken the Shmuck Quiz or someone else who did gave you this URL (Which, of course, is cheating and now gives me the right to assassinate you). Here it is! THE ANSWERS!: 1.Which show do you like best? Out of the choices Jesse Dawson's Creek Mad about You The Simpsons The obvious is The Simpsons. Answering Dawson's Creek gets you a smack in the face. 2.Which movie do you like best? Out of the choices The Truman Show Titanic You've Got Mail Varsity Blues The correct answer is The Truman Show. Answering Varsity Blues also gets you a smack in the face. 3.Which cheese is best? Out of the choices Deli American Gorgonzola Wisconsin Cheddar Swiss Deli American is correct (I am The CheeseMaster, I should know these things ;) 4. Which Late Show host is best? Out of the choices Jay Leno David Letterman Ton Snyder Conan O' Brien Trick question. If you read carefully, it says which LATE SHOW host is best. David Letterman is the only one that hosts The Late Show. Although Conan O'Brien is funniest. 5.What drink do you like best? Out of the choices Dr. Pepper Pepsi Snapple Kool-Aid It's Dr. Pepper, of course. Didn't you see the home page? 6.Which band do you like best? Out of the choices Backstreet Boys Jay-Z Rage Against The Machine Goo Goo Dolls Rage Against The Machine, no contest. Hopefully you didn't answer any of the other 3 God-awful bands. 7.Whose hand would you rather shake? Out of the choices Bill Gates The Pope Jerry Seinfeld Elvis Presley Simple: Jerry Seinfeld. Hopefully you didn't answer Elvis, because that's disgusting. He's dead, for Christ's sake. 8.Who would win in a fight? Out of the choices Shao Kahn M. Bison In order to answer this fairly you must have played Street Fighter 2 and Mortal Kombat 2....but the correct answer is Shao Kahn. 9.What would you rather have? Out of the choices A mansion and a lot of property An apartment and a lot of stuff A cabin in the middle of nowhere A Barn Everyone has a different answer to this, but if you're like me, then you would want an Apartment and a lot of stuff (What do I need a lot of property for?) 10.Open Answer: Describe the plot of 12 monkeys If you described the plot well, I gave you this question, but a true Shmuck would answer with "no" Now that you know the answers, know the ranks! For the score that you recieved you also recieve a rank. Here they are: 100 - First Class Shmuck! 90 - Second Class Shmuck 80 - Honorary Shmuck 70 - First Class Moron 60 - Average Moron 50 - Lesser known moron 40 - Poindexter 30 - Genuine Twit 20 - Counterfeit Twit 10 - Bona-Fide Idiot 0 - My Intellectual Opposite! That's it! The cheat sheet on the Shmuck quiz! Hope you had fun participating in this. Have a nice day!
If you're here, then you have taken the Shmuck Quiz or someone else who did gave you this URL (Which, of course, is cheating and now gives me the right to assassinate you). Here it is! THE ANSWERS!: 1.Which show do you like best? Out of the choices
2.Which movie do you like best? Out of the choices
3.Which cheese is best? Out of the choices
4. Which Late Show host is best? Out of the choices
5.What drink do you like best? Out of the choices
6.Which band do you like best? Out of the choices
7.Whose hand would you rather shake? Out of the choices
8.Who would win in a fight? Out of the choices
9.What would you rather have? Out of the choices
10.Open Answer: Describe the plot of 12 monkeys If you described the plot well, I gave you this question, but a true Shmuck would answer with "no"