Hey folks. I came to the realization lately that I haven't the time nor energy to keep up with the Shmuck Quiz. And for some reason lately, I've been getting quite a bit of Shmuck Quiz answers. Well, for those who've submitted in the past month, I will be grading it and adding you to the Shmuck Hall of Fame. Also, here's the hidden page with all the answers. It's been great, guys. Thanks to all that participated! And if you're deeply saddened by this:

1.) It was a stupid quiz I invented years ago for no reason. You'll get over it.
2.) If you REALLY want it back, tell me. If I get enough mail requesting it, I just might put it back.

--Keith R. Reilly, 9/22/99